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  1. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  2. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  3. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  4. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  5. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  6. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  7. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  9. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  10. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

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