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Today's Jokes

  1. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  2. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  3. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  4. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  5. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  6. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  7. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  8. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  9. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  10. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.

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