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  1. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  2. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  3. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  4. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  5. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  6. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  7. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  8. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  9. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  10. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

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