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Today's Jokes

  1. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  2. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  3. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  4. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  5. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  6. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  7. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  8. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  9. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  10. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.

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Your IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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